Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!