Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Who is?

These nuts"

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"