Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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He was a little hoarse.

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If it's pasturize

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Shiver me lumbars.

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Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Drive a bus through a pride parade

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I regret nutting!!!

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You bust a nut

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Undy-terd.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"