What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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FD Arghhhh.

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Aye Matey!

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A: A car thief who can't drive!

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A Christler.

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Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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He found a lump on his testicle.

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Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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The steering wheel.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"