What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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The steering wheel...

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"