What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"