What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.