What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Arrrr-thritis

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answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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I don't know, I've never tri

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Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"