What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.