What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."