What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.