What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"