Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.