Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.