Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.