What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern