What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!