What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !