What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....