What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha