What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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Nothing personal."

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moo-tilated.

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You sound just like me!"

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..