How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.