Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal