Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.