Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.