Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal