Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.