Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant