Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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I don't know, I am on hold.

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Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.