Brain Cell Jokes

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.