Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Alone.

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