Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.