Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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A girl has no name.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Apologise Jokes More Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.