How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.