Who drowns?

The boat.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.