Who drowns?

The boat.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.