Who drowns?

The boat.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.