Who drowns?

The boat.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.