Who drowns?

The boat.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".