Who drowns?

The boat.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.