Who drowns?

The boat.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.