Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.