Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!