Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!