Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.