Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.