What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.