What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.