What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!