What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.