What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!