What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet