What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.