What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses