What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.