How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

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One testtickle

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.