How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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They can't defend towers.