How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo