How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.