How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!