What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!