Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Snow Storm Jokes More Snow Storm Jokes

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!