Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Snow Storm Jokes More Snow Storm Jokes

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Shaken Jokes More Shaken Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent