Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Snow Storm Jokes More Snow Storm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms