Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi