Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.