Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Star Wars Spoiler Jokes More Star Wars Spoiler Jokes

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Pablo Escobar Jokes More Pablo Escobar Jokes

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.