Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Star Wars Spoiler Jokes More Star Wars Spoiler Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem