What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!