How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human