How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.