Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.