Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.