Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.