Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart