What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!