What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.