Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Dirty Hand Jokes More Dirty Hand Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Et Jokes More Et Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

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