Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

You might also enjoy:

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.