Would you pull that crap with a net?
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
You have a hole in one. "
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Paradise.
Richard Branson.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
A football net !
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Bobby Fillet
They both don't like wires
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*