Would you pull that crap with a net?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Driving
Artificial intelligence.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Icebreaker.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
He didn't play well with udders.
Diarrhea.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
Marma'lady
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"