Would you pull that crap with a net?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
Failure to pull out in time
The leash goes slack
Ah-so-late!
He wrote sheet music.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
We don't like anything white on our land.
He likes it dirty.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
You would pay to have a potato on you...
The egg actually gets laid!
Trick-or-trout!"
He was a real catch