Would you pull that crap with a net?
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
In case he got a hole in one
In case he got a hole-in-one.
SLAP!
Give her a slap
With your figure of speech
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
A Microwave.
Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
Quark Kent.
A rebel without applause.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
He was sick of all its shiitake.
