Would you pull that crap with a net?
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Never mind...it's tearable
He died at such a Jung age.
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
Polo
Dad Jokes.
They don't like getting close to the net!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
An applause....
BOO jeans.
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Bury a blonde.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
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