Would you pull that crap with a net?
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
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Civic doody.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
The bucket
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
They don't give a crap
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
When he's completely out of line
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Because it's more than a paradise.
Paradise.
Because he was dying to do so.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
So they can speak more fluently
A really strong gust of wind.
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
Natural log
Because the P is silent.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.