Shiitake mushrooms.
They don't, it's a miff.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Because he's a fun guy.
Because he was a fungi
They both need natural light to survive!
Toilet trees.
They are both full of crap.
Carpet bombing.
He was sick of all its shiitake.