Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.