Shiitake mushrooms.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
a fungimentalist
He was a fungi.
He loves his pot.
Plant its nuts.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They don't give a crap
He was sick of all its shiitake.
