Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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Jock the stripper.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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Grow away.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.