What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Mad Cow Jokes More Mad Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood