What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood