What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos