What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken