What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.