What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*