What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates