What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates