What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke