What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!