Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.