Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.