Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits