What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....