What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.