What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.