What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.