What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.