What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily