What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily