What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.