What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !