What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.