What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."