What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!