What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)