What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!