What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.