What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!