What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!