What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!