What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !