Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!