Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.