Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !