Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!