Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan