Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip