Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.