Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.