Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Who wins the election?

America.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake