Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake