Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.