Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !