Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.