What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.