What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out