Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

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That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle