Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!