Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.