Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Ukrainian Underwear Jokes More Ukrainian Underwear Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!