Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Ukrainian Underwear Jokes More Ukrainian Underwear Jokes

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you