What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.