What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.