What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.