How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.