How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.