How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.