How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.