How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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