What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal