Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.