I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
I'm stuck.
Evo-lotion.
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A thyme machine.
Because they're both full of stuffing !
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
I'm in light urn.'
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
A Lou-ouija board.
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
