Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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USB.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.