Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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By using his Magic Johnson.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.