Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.