Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.